#Deathspank thongs of virtue series#

Go back to the Evil Nun and she will bring each of the statues to life. In the Inner Chamber, shut off the colored beams at the end of each of the 5 corridors. Cross the bridge to the store room and collect all the gun parts you need to complete that storyline quest. At the colored switches, activate them in the following order: brown, orange, red, brown, red, blue, yellow, green, yellow. Head south, picking up any gun parts you come across. Place the 5 red books on the pedestals and flip the switch to enter the catacombs. Before going inside, be sure to talk to the 5 Monks of Tourism about the 5 gods. Teleport back to Le Beaux Kuckelle and check out three red books from the library, and return to the Sanctuary. Frangtrangle and take a red book from him. Leave the Sanctuary and follow the road north and west through the Dark Forest until you can't go any farther. No one will bother you in your monk robes, so grab the book on the floor and leave. Put on the monk robes and enter the Sanctuary. Convince the two monks in the Sanctuary to go skinnydipping, then follow them to Dark Forest Lake and steal their clothes. Follow the road through the forest to The Sanctuary. Go back to the Snowy Mountains and follow the road to the Dark Forest. Go back to Strunken's Farm in the Destroyed City to get the lemon.

#Deathspank thongs of virtue series#

Enter the cave east of Scurvyville and follow a series of caves to bypass the Orque Barricade. Talk to Captain Taint to receive several storyline quests of Justice. Return to the Greem Camp and take the southwest cave to the Mountain Base Outhouse. When finished, speak to the Thongolith Researcher again to get the next story line quest, Thongolith of Cuisine. Talk to the Thongolith Researcher near the Jungle Entrance Outhouse for the storyline quest Thongolith of Compassion, then explore the jungle area. Follow the road to the north-south crossroads and go south. Return to the now lowered bridge and cross it with a victorious spring in your step. Head all the way north, then east and south to find the drawbridge controls. Proceed north from town and you automatically receive a quest to lower the Orque drawbridge. Take the outhouse back and return, then deliver the plans to the Army General at Fort Discharge. Use it to blow up the bomb and head to town. Head to the western outpost and collect the bazooka from a soldier there. Head back west to complete this quest and return. He'll give you another quest to obtain the Orque battle plans. Speak to the outpost soldier just beyond Sandy for a couple of quest regarding the Comm tower and complete them.

She'll give you three quests to recover the Thong of Cuisine, the Thong of Generosity, and the Thong of Compassion. In the next area, follow the jungle path and have a nice chat with Sandy. Witness the tragic fate of your fellow escapees, head on into the Orque army base and murdelate the Orque boss there with righteous Justice, then head through the newly opened gate and leave this area. Head to the bridge NE of the camp and fool the guard there to cross, and also to unlock this achievement: If you're having trouble with the password, just go all the way north and listen to the Orques talk for a while. Once you've gathered everything you need, go into your inventory and equip the Orque armor set, then combine the chicken quill, the ink, and the toilet paper to forge an ID.

Head east out of the conspicuously insecure POW camp and search the areas beyond to acquire the items you need. Do not grind these up for cash as you will need them for a quest later. Around now, you'll probably notice the pieces of scrap metal you've been picking up. You'll receive a set of subquests to collect an Orque uniform, forge an Orque ID, and learn the secret password. Speak with the three quest-giving POW's around the camp, answering their inquiries as sarcastically as you wish. Head through the linear initial area until you end up in the POW camp and you'll receive an initial quest to escape the POW camp. Take your cue from that to determine which way you need to go when instructed by the walkthrough. Note: Throughout this walkthrough, the top of the screen will be referred to as 'north' for purposes of directional guidance.